A US magazine claims that the exhausted actress is suffering from debilitating headaches and dizzy spells as a result of her marriage.
On the other hand, she may just be tired from the effort of competing for the honour of Queen of the Scandal Sheets in Newsvine's 'Primary Sources' column's inaugural contest.
*stoops even lower*
"She's tired and drained much of the day because Tom is so wired, and they stay awake until after midnight. He has boundless energy, and she just can't compete."
Sources also claim that Tom disappears for days at a time, without telling his wife where he's going.
So what's the problem? Sleep while he's gone. And not alone. ::winkwink::
Hey Gwenny! Was that a nudge I detected in there too? LoL.
I was under the impression that she slept alone even when Tom is home...
Hey Gwenny! Was that a nudge I detected in there too? LoL.
::looks innocent:: ME? Nudge. Perish the thought. :D
Consider it perished! Hey...did you check out the link in my first comment (plug, plug, plug)?
did you check out the link in my first comment (plug, plug, plug)?
I did, even though I have made a personal pledge not to read anything about Britt and Paris. But it was by you! Very insightful and humorous.
You're both naughty. Go get yourselves to the e-meters immediately!!! (ppphhhbbbtttt!)
Very insightful and humorous.
I had fun writing it. I spend so much time on serious crap that it's nice to just write something for giggles once in a while.
Imagine my surprise when it turned out to actually have a little bit of a point of view, as well....!
get yourselves to the e-meters
They don't work on me because of the cocktail of antidepressants, mood stabilizers and horse tranquilizer I customarily inhale.
I'm not surprised if the Scientology Life Starring Tom Cruise is finally 'getting' to Katie Holmes.
This article gives me an idea.
It may be time for some more cartoons like THE ONES I made last October...(insert evil laugh here)
Hahaha.
Good one, Robert. I forgot about these.
I'd say go for it...!
Star cites a recent L.A. lunch date when Katie looked pale, feeble and emaciated
Maybe she should eat something...and not just a Waldorf wedge salad. ;)
Xenu says eat!
How is this possible? Doesn't Tom have access to the most advanced Scientological technology?
Yeah...and when they pull that knitting needle out of her occipital orbit, she'll feel much better.
Guys, it's US magazine, not exactly reliable.
*scoff* What of their supposed inside sources? ;)
not exactly reliable
Yeah, that's what people used to say about the Enquirer, too. Then we found out that Mike Walker really is the Ear of God.
Correction: Star magazine, but same critique.
Hey...even more respected. It's up there with the Lancet, isn't it?
Star Magazine alright,
I understand Synthesis, you've got my vote and comment. I'm actually planning on doing some flame-baiting myself, my Google analytics stats aren't what they used to be. Time to get creative...
Heh. Yup.
The article I linked to in comment 1 (and for which this seed is a blatant attempt to funnel people in...) didn't really start out that way, but it's amazing what you come up with when faced with a blank piece of paper (or that cursed blank Newsvine page that pops up when you hit "write article").
A US magazine claims that the exhausted actress is suffering from debilitating headaches and dizzy spells as a result of her marriage.
The marriage was due to a dizzy spell.
Yeah, and something like $75 million, wasn't it?
My question is, how much do you think she'll get in the divorce? She'll have quite a leg to stand on with all that Scientology abuse...
I am surprised she has lasted that long. She has almost been forced into the role of a Stepford Wife by cruise, living around that nutcase all the time with his bizarro actions that look rather manic to me, I can well imagine she does not sleep very well. Probably some major depression. She no longer acts, or does anythings other then "Mrs. Cruise, Scientology" What a horrible life !
She'll have quite a leg to stand on with all that Scientology abuse...
That puts her a step ahead of Heather Mills, then! ;:-)
Tedd, you're right. Although, again, $75 mill makes up for a lot of discomfort in one's life.
ffeine and sugar....my god, man...that was horrible!
(Good one).
Might be a big settlement if Tom and Katie end up in court. Tom's running United Artists now, too....
My God! Can't somebody do something?
Only L. Ron Hubbard. And he hasn't been around anymore....
Come on people -- this is trash.
(Gasp)!
The horror....the horror.....
this is trash
Oh, for sure it is....but then again, no one said you couldn't have a little fun to go along with your 'getting smarter'.
Personally, I wrote the article on tabloid queens and then seeded these associated bits after writing articles about mental illness, doomsday, improving communications, and advanced military technology.
I thought it was time for some fluff. Consider this my 'beach reading'.
Hehehe.
Plus, if you go to the tabloid queens article linked to in my first comment, you might find that even the over-the-top humourous tone I adopted masks some legitimate commentary.
Or not.
Sometimes a semi-nude celebrity is just a semi-nude celebrity.
BUT it is sooooo unbelievable.
Look at the way she dresses these days. She is the epitome of elegant French couture. This woman is not having problems. She's having the time of the life!
Jeez, I dunno. Even for $75 mill, I'm not sure I'd want to expose my bosom to the murderous viper's nest that is Scientology.
This is through-the-looking-glass wackolia time.
expose my bosom
Synthesis, You haven't been getting any of that elective surgery recently have you ?
If I did, I'd never go out.
And because of Newsvine, that's already becoming a rare enough event...
Actually because of Newsvine recently, I think the opposite will be true for me...
I'm being dense, Tedd...are you saying you will be getting out more?
Are you fed up? Hey...just skip the meta for a few days...you'll get over it...
Are you fed up=Yes
C'mon, man...you're one of the more visible presences here! What's up? (We can't lose you to the BS!)
What BS in particular has you put off?
via email
You got it. I'll stay tuned.
Well the scoop I heard was that Katie was the 3rd woman approached by the "church" to wed Tom. That's how I want to meet my future wife too. I wish I could afford the 'tech.' I cannot confirm or deny this as truth.
Well, My cousin told me that her hairdresser's neighbor has a friend who's daughter helped cater the reception and, honey, she said Katie was a wreck then! Poor girl, all trembling and frightened like that, what with all that scientific stuff going around, they wouldn't let her out of their sight. And I also heard that Tom kept disappearing with this big 'ol hunky security man 10 or 20 minutes at a time. They told her they was just checking the perimiter... Now, did you want the deep green or the chip resistant purple? Hmmm?
Take a memo, Synthesis:
Consider possibility of Tabloid Queen series. You could have a Scientology division -- Katie H, Lisa Marie Presley (ooh, and she was married to that icky Jackson creature, too), etc.
Be sure to list original articles with Entertainment Gateway group. (Note: Do NOT, DO NOT, clip to group. That is a no-no.)
Consider a story on the Bad Brit contingent. May have to broaden scope to all non-US-born examples.
Personally, I might like to try to tie in a celeb to some mythical character or story. I feel we latch onto certain celebs as a way to activate a certain goddess energy, you might say. Not that celeb-watching is a religion altho it does have some elements of that. But I feel that we are programmed with a set of archetypes in our cultural heritage, and consciously or unconsciously these celebs use it, and consciously or subconsciously we tune into that archetype. It's like we feel comfortable with a certain set of traits or behaviors because on some level we 'understand' it. Kind of.
Ex. - Arachne dares to think she can weave as well as a goddess. Gets knocked down to size and lives forever as an insect. Upstart starlet dares to steal spotlight from leading lady and is knocked down to size.
Ex. - Amoral Zeus goes around screwing everything he can. Wife Juno/Hera takes out her venom on the hapless mortal that Zeus sweet-talked into bed, instead of on her worthless hubby. Too many examples to cite. Tho modern wives just divorce the h*** out of him with the help of a sharp divorce attorney.
Consider possibility of Tabloid Queen series. You could have a Scientology division -- Katie H, Lisa Marie Presley (ooh, and she was married to that icky Jackson creature, too), etc.
It's a thought, Minnie, and I'm gonna consider it. The only problem is that my ratio of writing serious and heavy stuff versus fun fluff issomething between five and ten to 1.
If Itake your suggestion (what are we up to, now, about five potential good topics?) I'm gonna have to write about 50 serious articles!
Oh well...I'd better go get busy.
BTW...I think there's a lot to your archetypes idea. And I'm not sure that it's very subconscious. Even if the celebs themselves are too airheaded to get it, every inch of their images is tweaked by hired guns for whom the exploitation of archetypal imagery was imbibed with their mother's milk.
Gotta watch out when coming down too hard on the Sci-Fi-ologists. I wrote an article about them once and noted this:
'At least the President can take a joke, but these guys are more paranoid than a fat chicken at a fox convention...' (paraphrased)
This is no joke. These guys can be ruthless.
Not suggesting you change your whole persona. But you've been working hard, you deserve to have some fun & put out something lighter once in awhile.
We can all use a good laugh, Synth.
These guys can be ruthless.
Robert, I heard that. Not only are they extremely litigious, but they are ruthless in more shadowy and semi-legal types of manouevrings, too.
The tales of abuses committed by their Sea Org. could fill a book, and I suspect that they're not even above going after lowly Newsviners.
I suspect that they're not even above going after lowly Newsviners.
Aw, I wouldn't worry overly. I've been warned for years that the Mormons would send out a hit squad for me and in every case the whiny Mormon arguing finally admitted defeat and went away and I'm still here. :D
A US magazine claims that the exhausted actress is suffering from debilitating headaches and dizzy spells as a result of her marriage.
Nah, that's not the wedlock. It's the poison.
Thetans.
Her thetan level is too high.
Someone call Zenu.
He's spending this year on Saturn's rings. R&R, you know. No cell reception there.
http://robspeaks.typepad.com/stolen_bikes_ride_faster/2008/01/katie-holmes-ch.html
She faked the NYC Marathon too
Bloody well found. Not proof, but far more evidence than we have for Xenu.
lol..."Free Katie"
If you get me a press pass, I will go report on the scene and help free her :-)
I am going to make that shirt, Em.
I think they already have shirts!
Which makes it funny in a sad way...
LOLz. They're probably serious about it, too.
Very Serious.....
Oh Emily, You could mention to Calvin I am still....waiting for that free Newsvine T-Shirt :-)
Perhaps Katie should give Heather Mills a call. You know, just to get some hints, and maybe the name of her lawyer. (laughs)
She'd need at least that kind of firepower. I bet the prenup is as steel-clad as they come, and bolstered with lessons learned from his first time around the horn with Nicole.
She probably has a "no telling about nude wrestling" clause restraining her.
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